Attention! This is a pop quiz! Make sure you mark each answer clearly and leave no chads hanging!

I am:
a) awake
b) tired
c) an evil ex-wife
d) showered
e) possible combination of above choices
f) all of the above
g) none of the above

Today I will:
a) call a sitter so I can make my monthly meeting
b) find a way to take a nap today
c) write more entries in my blog while the kiddos are eating
d) shower
e) clean the house
f) any or all of the above
g) none of the above

I look:
a) like Hell (though no one will tell me)
b) like I need a shower
x) like crazy Aunt Mildred (don't look her directly in the eyes or she'll explode!)
z) well enough though if you hadn't blinked you might have caught an evil gleam in her eye
3) 5 pounds lighter than I was 2 weeks ago
@) any or all of the above
g) none of the above

I need:
a) time to turn back two weeks
b) more food for my fridge
c) more kleenex
d) a shower
e) a winning lottery ticket
f) a hug
g) to have my favorite attorney here
h) any and all of the above

You must forgive me for:
a) not returning your messages or emails promptly
b) not returning your dishes because I can't remember what belongs to who
c) not being showered
d) for spacing out on you while you're talking
e) any and all of the above

Today I am wearing:
a) black shirt
b) black pants
c) black undergarments
d) nothing but a smile albeit a crazy smile
e) yesterday's clothes because I forgot to change
f) exercise clothes because it's been 2 weeks since I've been to the gym

The saddest thing I've heard today:
a) "I can't play with my Daddy because he's dead."
b) "Mommy, I ate all of the chocolate cheesecake."
c) "You need a shower."
d) any of the above
e) all of the above

I might ____ to find some peace:
a) search my heart to find forgiveness
b) eat whatever chocolate I can find
c) buy a new BOB
d) go exercise
e) any of the above
f) all of the above

Double check your answers before submitting them and neatness counts!